CRUISE 24 SEPT MALAGA

24 SEPT THURSDAY

GOT OFF THE BOAT...NICE MORNING....EATING TOO MUCH...LOST FREE DRAWING FOR MASSAGE....WON HISTORY CONTEST...LOST MUSIC CONTEST..
FIRST TOUR....STILL A MESS 24 FRENCH 5 ENGLISH GUIDE A SPANIARD DOING 3 LANGUAGES....DOING HIS BEST ...HARD....PAYING FOR A TOUR AND GETTING HALF HIS TIME...OR LESS....BULL FIGHTING RING FIRST 1875   FABULOUS...THEY GO ONLY IN THE SUMMER....NICE MUSEUM IN THE ARENA....A HOSPITLA IS ADJACENT TO THE RING ....HOW CONVENIENT....TOUR UP THE HILL TO A FORT...WINDING ROAD...HOT...LOTS OF TOURISTS...1400S....LOTS OF ROCKS AND ARMOR...DOWN THE HILL TO CAGE FOR FLAMINGO DANCING WIN AND SAUSAGE...IN A BASEMENT...HOT...TWO DANCERS AND A GUITAR DID A HALF HOUR...IT WAS GOOD..HOT....WALK THRU THE STREETS AND SIDE STREETS BY THE CHURCH...THERE WAS A COST....GOD IS NOW HOLDING A COVER CHARGE...NICE WALK...LOVELY HALF  DAY WOULD HAVE BEEN TERRIFIC IF THE GUIDE GAVE US ALL HIS TIME....THREAT IS THE SAME FOR 11 HOURS IN MOROCCO...TOMORROW  BUT IT DOES LOOK LIKE A GO SO WE WILL SEE SOMETHING.....RUMORS OF BAD AREA AND PICK POCKETS...TRIED A JACUZZI AFTER THE TOUR EVERY FAT FRENCH WOMAN IN THE COUNTRY WAS IN THE SUN AND JACUZZI....UNGOOD FOR ME...THEY WILL NEVER FIX THE JETS...DINNER AND SHOW TONIGHT...LAS VEGASISH PRODUCTION...TIGHT...BRILLIANT FAST...GREAT NUMBERS...GIRLS...GREAT SONGS

WEDNESDAY AT SEA 23 SEPT

ON BOAT ALL DAY ATE AND SHIT...CONTESTS...TANGO LESSON
GOOD NEWS TOUR THURSDAY MALGA GOES...TOUR FRIDAY CASABLANCA A PROBABLE...CAPTAINS DINNER...DRESSED UP ...NEVER SAW HIM
SHOW...VENTRILOQUEST...IN MULTI LANGUAGES...HE WAS OLD AND EXCELLENT DID A VERSION OF RUSS MERLINS SHOW AT PLANET HOLLYWOOD...I ENDED UP ON STAGE...HE STOLE MY WATCH AMONG OTHERS AND USED 3 PUPPETS...A DIZZY DOG ....A DRUNK BEAR....GREAT MECHANICS....QUALITY SHOWS EVERY NIGHT..
4200 MILES FROM BARCALONALA TO PHILLY ...7 HOURS   THUS  600 MILES AN HOUR
2300 LAS VEGAS TO PHILLY ...560 MPH...
ITS NOT OVER TIL ITS OVER...THE LOSS OF THE LAST GREAT AMERICAN...NO.8
READY FOR THURSDAY..


TUESDAY...BIG DAY...9 HOURS LAS VEGAS TO BARCELONA
BOARDAY A LOAD TO SAVONA ITALY...THEY HAVE NO INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT THAT IS WHY WE START IN BARCELONA...3300 ON THE SHIP...OVERSTAFFE3D
STILL GETTING LOST...JACUZZIS WITH NO JETS...
TOUR OF SAVONA CANCELLED DUE TO NOT ENOUGHT ENGLISH SPEAKERS...MAY BE THE CASE WITH ALL TOURS...FEW ENGLISH SPEAKERS...ITALIANS AND SPANIARDS TENDED TO BE OBLIVOUS TO LIFE...NO HELLOS...NO SMILES...JUST GET OUT OF THE ROAD....CALLED OUR FRIEND MARSHA WHO DROVE 5 HOURS TO SAVONA AND PRETTY MUCH OUTLINED OUT TOUR OF SAVONA ITALY
NICE...GREAT 500 YEAR FORT HISTORY TO 0016 AD...NO TOURS THIS DAY EVEN FOR OUR CANCELLED TOUR...WE WENT IN AND WALKED AROUND GREAT...
CERAMICS STORES INTERESTING PICTURES.... FAMOUS FOR THE AREA
BOUGHT PEPSI AND COKE....SMUGGLED IT ONTO SHIP...WHERE THEY WANT TO CHARGE YOU FOR EVERYTHING...NICE LUNCH WITH MARSHA....PASTA..
ON SHIP QUIZ OF WORLD CAPITOLS...I WENT 6 FOR 15...GUY NEXT TO ME WENT 15-15 KNEW ALL AFRICAN COUNTRIES.....DINNER ..ME AND JANET SEATED UP SCALE AT OUR TABLE WHICH IS ON OUR ID CARD...TELLS IF YOU GET FREE WATER...AMAZING..
HAD NICE BREAKFAST THIS DAY WITH TWO AUSTRALIANS...WARNED US ABOUT SECURITY AND TRIP CANCELLATIONS IN BARCALONA AND CASABLANCA..THEY WERE FUN...BACK TO THE SHOWROOM...JUST EXCELLENT FACILITY...MIME AND JUGGLING...VAUDEVILLE LIVES..TWO GUYS WERE GREAT..ONE LOOKED LIKE JIM CAREY OTHER LIKE BLACK PART...WONDERFUL...REHEARSED COMIC SLAPSTHCIK..THEY DID 50 MINUTES WITH OUT A WORD SPOKEN....NICE PRODUCTION OF THE SHOW...HE STOLE MY WATCH...BUT GAVE IT BACK....VAUDEVILE LIVES...DO IT TWICE FOR BOTH SEATINGS OF DINNER...BOUNCY CRUISE TO MALAGA SPAIN....