american AIR LINES

 17 DEC  HOW TO FUCK IT UP

fly to DALLAS...

SPEND TWO DAYS AT THE AIR PORT,,,

1830 LONG RUNWAY SHUTTLE TO DALLAS GATE TO BUENOS AIRES....OR SO WE THOUGHT

2000 BOARD PLANE TO B A....MOVED 100 FT STOPPED

2015 ANNOUNCE ON  PLANE MECHANICAL TROUBLE

PLANE BACK TO THE GATE DISEMBARK ...NEW CREW

2030 NO MOVEMENT ANNOUNCE MECHANICS ARE ON PLANE TRIP SCHEDULED TO

ARRIVE IN B A FOR START OF GAME

2045 ANNOUNCE PASSENGERS CAN GET OFF PLANE AND WATCH SOCCER GAME IN DALLAS

2059 ANNOUNCE PLANE BACK TO GATE....EACH TIME PLANE GOES BACK TO GATE

A NEW FLIGHT CREW IS NEEDED TO BE ON THE PLANE FOR 12 HOURS

CLUSTER FUCK AT THE GATE....NO ORDER OR PLANE///LINE UP AT Gate FOR

300 TO GET FOOD COUPONS OR HOTEL....OR TRAVEL OR NOTHING

ANNOUNCE 997 WILL GO SUNDAY MORING....MAYBE

AIRPORT RESTAURANTS ALL CLOSED

SPEND NIGHT ON THE FLOOR OF DAllas  AIRPORT

AROUND 9 WE LINE UP TO BOARD 997 WITH NEW FLIGHT STAFF

 10IO SH AS THE SOCCER GAME STARTS

WE BOARD...SOME HAVE GAME ON PLANE VIDEO....SIT WATCH

1030 ANNOUNCE MECHAnical ISSUE ...SOCCER GAME ON ...DURING

PLANE AUDIO INTERUPTIONS...VIDEO GOES....A GUY IN FRONT OF ME

IN ROW 36 STANDS UP WITH HIS VIDEO MACHIN ON THE GAME ALL

IN ROWS BEHIND HIM CAN SEE.....FINALLY A HIGHLITE 

GAME GOES ON ON PLANE VIDEO FOR 3 HOURS...WE SIT

ARGENTIA WINS.....CROWD GOES APE.....ONE GUY POUNDS ON THE

CEILING AND KNOCKS OUT AN OXYGEN BOX MASK SET...WOULD NO

THIS BE A FEDERAL CRINE?  AIR STAY SAY THE KNOW WHO DID IT

SO DO I ....SAW HIM DO IT

AT CELEBRATION END ANNOUNCE 997 IS TAKEN OUT OF SERVICE

NICE OF HIM T0 WAIT TIL THE GAME WAS OVER EVIDENTALLY AMERCAN

AIRPLANES RUNS AT THE CONVENICE OF WOULD CUP SOCCER

EVERYBODY OFF PLAne

at LAST A WOMAN IN AUTHORITY....MAKES EVERY 15 MINUTE STATEMENTS

AS TO CURRENT EVENTS

NEW PLANE NEW GATE NEW CREW....GRAB THE SHUTTLE GO 10 MILES TO NEW

GATE AND BOARD FOR THE FOURTH TIME

30 MINUTES A COUPLE ACROSS FROM US LEAVE THE PLANE TAKE CARRY OFF

BAGS WITH THEM.

WE SIT 20 MINUTES ...ANNOUNCE MENT THAT THE LEAVING COUPLE IS

WAITING FOR THE BAGS ON THE PLANE.....ALL BAGS IN BAGGAGE BELL COME

OFF,,,,,A DETECTIVE LOOKING DUDE AND HIS BROTHER COME TO THE Seats

WHERE THE LEAving couple was......CONDUCT A TOO LONG (BUT At this POINT

Whats tOO LONG) SEARCH.....THEY LEAVE//// we wait

SOMEWHERE 24 HOURS AFTER ORIGINAL FLIGHT DEPARTURE TIME...IT GOES

10 HOURS TO BA

19 SEP ARRIVE BA VANTAGE GUARD TELL US WE ARE LUCKY TO GET HERE

NOW BECAUSE SOCCER TIME IS ARRIVING SOO.

LONG RIDE TO HOTEL...ROUTE TO TOWN LINED BY EVERY MILITIA PERSON IN

ARGENTINA....HOTEL....CHECK IN.....DRY CHICKEN DINNER WITH TOO LOUD

CROWD....BET

20 DEC    NICE BREAKFAST WITH WARM MILK ...TRIP TO SUPER CEMETERY WE

GET T0 SEE EVA PARON AND 100'S OF HUGE MARBLE STATUES...ONLY WITH THE

PRESIDENT OF AMERICAN AIRLINES ABSENT 

BUS TRIP TO GREAT RESTUARNT....BUS TO THE BOAT

IT GET WORSE.....LEAVE THE BUS... TOLD TO FOLLOW THE GUIDE

IT WAS THE WRONG GUIDE....TAKES US TO THE WRONG BOAT PEOPLE

THEY PERFORM A CRUDE COVID TEST WHICH WE DID NOT NEED AND 

GUIDED US THE THEIR AIRLINE NOT OURS....FOUND OUT IT WAS WRONG

AIRLINE....THEY CALLED A VANTAGE PERSON WHO CALLED A BUS TO DRIVE

US TO THE RIGHT AIRLINE......ARRIVED....LAST ON THE BOAT...JUST IN TIME

FOR THE MANDATORY SAFETY CHECK.....

BOAT LET     .ATE    SHOWERED...JANET GOT SICK AS HELL FINALLY SLEPT

21 DEC

NICE DAY BREAKFAST....3 JACUZZI VISITS ....LUNCH...BOAT PROGRAMS ON ROCKS 

AND ROPES....MET NICE FOLKS TO EAT WITH,,,,NICE DINNER....HAD 4 DESERTS.

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