Thursday, December 4, 2008

JUBILEE

by edbruce edbrucevegas@yahoo.com

Oh what a tangled web we weave.....oh the irony of it all....why me !

I am coming off seven paragraphs of ragging on Bette Midler for starting late.....I am MR ON TIME !

The plan here is to meet my date at 7:25 in front of the JUBILEE showroom....I am there, he is not....at 7:26 he arrives.....I head for the showroom....they tear my tickets....I turn and my date is gone....I wait....(something I never do) ....I now go to the door and the JUBILEE SHOWROOM DOOR IS LOCKED ( no admittance for 8 minutes).....the fire marshall must not know about this.....anyway........ I.....the great on time Ed Bruce .....I am late for the show....it is incredible....the irony of it is overwhelming and it is me for picking a bad date and I salute JUBILEE FOR STARTING ON TIME....(maybe 20 seconds early) . I now have less friends and if I ever have any new ones they will be on time !

Anyway if the first 8 minutes of the show are like the last 84 they will be great !

JUBILEE....TOPLESS EXTRAVAGANZA ! ! ! Exactly right.......that's what it says on the ticket ! This at Ballys on the Las Vegas strip....longtime running spectacular multi costume, multi production.....multi tits......it was great !

This show with a history of 1000's of productions...twice nightly it maintains a great Las Vegas theme of color, song, dance, uncovered showgirls and production. There were speciality acts, a young juggler, two body statue athletes, the sinking of the Titanic, Samson and Dehlilah and Broadway productions with the historical horns and whistles and constant parading of bare breasts....it was all lovely and refreshing for someone who has not seen this in a decade...I hope it never changes and stays here forever....again it is great that I can go to bed every night and know this is 6 miles away !

I always love to count and there were so many performers in motion I could not get a true read, altho 60 plus may have been out for the finale....30 in a dance line.....and at least 20 topless..... thats 40 breasts (its their fault for making me look) THANK YOU. Constant quick costume changes and not too loud music gave this the big show look we need for Las Vegas ! Almost too many performers for big dance productions........more parading than anything and done well too ! Big stage, nice sight lines, balcony.....showroom in the middle of the casino....I look for negative or they usually find me.......NONE HERE !

At the end they dropped a huge runway over the 20th row and the girls made a couple of quick laps.....this all eye candy at its best.....thanks so much to Ballys and the Jubilee production team for giving me an A+ 99 evening of entertainment !

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